You know what's a bad combination?
Going for a jog.
For 45 minutes.
Having forgotten to pee before leaving for said jog.
When you have a weak bladder.
And running through a path in a field.
Having a snake slither out in front of you.
Lucky for me, and my shorts, I have a (fairly) quick reaction time. Go Kegel's. Ya'll remember my trampoline/peeing stories, no? :)