2001-09-29 - Turn Your Head and Cough

Book Crazy!

The other day I went into Chapters and they had this amazing sale on. Buy a large sized gift bag for $20 and fill it with as many clearance books as you can fit. I just went CRAZY!

Among the books I got, I just had to share about one in particular. I didn't realize exactly what it was until I got home (since I was so excited and was just digging on the clearance tables and throwing them in my bag - 27 to be exact!). It's called: "GYNELOGICAL PEARLS - A Practical Guide for the Efficient Resident". It's about the size of a small novel. It wasn't until I started reading through it, was I a little disturbed...and even more weary of visiting one of "those" doctors that deal with, ick, "down there".

(on the back)
Gynelogical Pearls will help you:
Perform a pelvic exam humanely and quickly.

HUMANELY?? Say wha?? I need to go to one of those docs soon, as I tend to put it, ahem, off....but now I am not so sure....I will just use this WONDERFUL book of wisdom, and "pearls" to diagnose myself.

Hmmm....I'm off to study, I think I've just found a new money making project. Call now to book your appt. My practice will be opening in 1 month!

*heh heh*