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Well, at least not right now. I attended a bridal shower yesterday for a friend and I was laughing with another friend while the bride-to-be was opening her presents about how I could not imagine being given silver cake servers and lingerie. I would indicate on my invitations that all presents given could be from The Gap or OnVia.com rather than useless gifts that I would never use (except for the candles that I gave...).
But that alone could indicate the reason why I am nowhere near having a bridal shower? Me me me. And I am quite happy this way!
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Groan. Groan.
If a lettuce is a vegetable and a tomato is a fruit, then what is a pea? Relief.
I am forever blowing bubbles. Bubbles is the boy next door.
A navy captain has had his ship blown up, and was decapitated. His head bobs along in the ocean singing, "I have nobody to call my own."