2001-10-09 - You're Dead Meat

A CHILD FINDS A FROG:

A kindergarten teacher had a pupil tell her he had found a frog. She inquired as to whether it was alive or dead.

"Dead," she was informed.

"How do you know?" she asked.

"Because I pissed in his ear," said the child innocently.

"You did WHAT?" squealed the teacher in surprise.

"You know, I leaned over and went 'Pssst'. He didn't move."

Hee hee.

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