2000-10-06 - Smila Stjarna

If I Ever Win The Lottery

Oh man, how I LOVE thee IKEA. That place is evil, just like Wal-Mart. But, oh man, the smell of the boiled hot dogs from their restaurant ..... enough to gag a maggot.

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Yucky IKEA fact #23:
The kiddie ball room is cleaned only after 5 reports of children peeing in there.