It's My Life

2000-10-30 - Fatty McPhee


You Are TOO Fat...

....please back away from the counter. It would be such a service to society to have a large scale at the cash of every donut shop. If you weigh too much (say over 250, and due to excessive eating) , it will tell you to go away. If you are just fine, it will let you place your order. And not JUST donut shops. All fast food restaurants for that matter. In their best interest of course....looking out for their health. Oh yeah, and I just don't wanna see fat people.

(*The author does NOT not like fat people who complain that they are fat and all they do is stuff their faces and not do anything about it. I don't wanna see it....perhaps this opinion stems from years of seeing "them" in bathings suits? Among other reasons...) It simply makes me nauseous. Just my opinion. It's nothing personal.



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