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While stopped at a red light today, a car pulls up beside me with three of the ugliest guys I have seen in a while (I can see why they are friends). They start making kissy faces at me (they are mid-20's, how mature). I am not impressed, and I give them the finger. Ok, I don't really, but I did give them one of my killer looks. Anyways, I get to the store and, just my luck, there they are in the parking lot. In the store, I manage to avoid them. On my way out to my car, I see their car still parked and so I leave them a note on the windshield. "Fuck you, ugly boys." And kiss it with my red lipstick. Ok, I don't really. But if I had a pen and some paper.....and wore lipstick.