2002-11-25 - Kid Crap

Holy Crap

I had the pleasure tonite of watching a young child pull down his shorts and let go a crap on the pool deck so big I don't even know how he fit it in his body. Awww....poor thing, he must have been ill, right? No. The dad (who I made clean up the poop) didn't even seem suprised (nor embarassed). In the next 30 minutes I watched the same child throw toys at people's head, run all over the wet deck and at least once slip and fall, cracking his head on the deck, and then proceed to get up and run some more. And finally, after the swim, I saw him banging his fists on the vending machine out front. DAAAADY I WANT CANDY!!! *schreeeeeech*

Parents. They SHOULD have to take a test before being allowed to conceive. You fail? No kid for you.