03-03 - Up And In

Wanna Wedgie!?

She nearly made me pee my pants with THIS ENTRY.

"...No spray on pants. If you cannot insert two fingers easily into the waistband of your pants then they are Too Tight. Like plants seeking light, the fabric of these pants will seek areas where there might be some unused real estate. Before you know it, they have moved into your crack, unpacked their suitcases, and begun arguing about where to put the couch."