Have you ever seen your life flash before your eyes?
Your heart stops. You think of all the bad things you've ever done and swear you'll never do them again if you just make it through.
Today, it happened to me.
I was brushing my teeth, and had to cough. I did so and continued brushing. Then I spat it all out. The white sink filled with bright red liquid. Blood red. Flashbacks of Moulin Rouge occured. Nicole Kidman coughing up blood. And, you know.... I paniced.
And then I remembered the massive amount of leftover Valentine's cinnamon hearts I'd eaten just 5 minutes earlier.
*sigh of relief*