2002-03-21 - I (Do Not) Object!

How's THAT For Some Savings?

To the lady in front of me in line today at the store who looked back at me, saw that I was struggling to hold on to the 4 cases of Diet Lemon Coke (they were on SALE ok?!) I was holding and then looked away, and did not move her bottle of nail polish and tampons along (I THINK they were tampons, but I was peering over the top of 4000 lbs. of pure diet pop refreshment) so I could put my cases of pop down.

Your ass was WAY too fat to be wearing those tight jeans, your hair has been permed 10 too many times, and that is NOT what lip liner is for. Bee-atch. There. That feels better. Now, it was not ALL that bad. The chick at the counter who barely spoke English only charged me for 3 cases. Thank you. Buh-bye.

Which brings me to last week. I went to a Canadian family department-type store that sounds like "Sellers" but isn't quite. I was looking in the DVD section for Legally Blonde which I was DYING to see again. One left! I snagged it and rushed to the cash with my purchases as the store was closing in about 1 minute. I never EVER look at the receipt when I am signing for my credit card purchases. Five minutes later, I am driving along and all of a sudden *BAM* a number pops into my head. Huh? Wha? No!!! I dig out the receipt and look. The girl did not charge me for the DVD! Whee. Free DVD.

Free movie. Free pop. Life is grand.

I am (Il)legally Blonde!