2003-03-14 - Hey, Baby

Hey Mister

My dad was at work the other day and had this story to share.

Dad (standing outside store, throwing salt around on the ground - so it wouldn't be icy) sees this shady lady walking up to him, smoking a cigarette.

Her: Hey, what are you doing?

Him: Working.

Her: Yeah, me too. For cigarettes.

Him: You shouldn't smoke, it's bad for you.

Her: So, I guess you're not interested then?

Him: No.

Her: Ok, have a good day.

And off she walked.

My dad was propositioned by a hooker. And he told her smoking was bad for her health. Heh.