2002-03-13 - TWO Hands On The Wheel

Driving Tales

In my rearview mirror today, I watched a lady drive and floss her teeth at the same time. Last time I checked, you need two hands to floss. Which reminds me of a lady a little while ago who was driving in front of me on a curvy highway on-ramp. She signaled each time the ramp curved. Left. Signal left. Right. Signal right. And so on. She merged onto the highway and did about half the speed limit. As I pull up and pass her....she's both smoking and talking on a cell phone. It's those people who cause accidents. Yet she managed to signal at each and every curve. Unbelievable. (* for those who don't drive...you don't signal as the road curves...)