She was decked out in tight black spandex pants, a tight white tank top which showed off her foo-bies (with her perma nip-ons, even though, strangely enough it was hotter than hell in there), navel ring, huge diamond ring, bangles, huge earrings, fake 'n bake tan, bleach blonde hair and caked on make-up.
In case you don't know who she is, she is the wife of the owner of Corel Corp. She is our Canadian equivalent of Mrs. Bill Gates. But a little more extravagant (*understatement*). She dies her poodle purple.
Luckily, I had my disposable camera with me so I'll show you a pic when I get it developped. Yup, I am a paparazzi in training. Though....she wasn't really hiding... :)