Setting: Wal-Mart (where else??)
Sight: Dude in a full length racoon fur coat, nearly fluorescent green pants, some big black shit kicker boots, pipe in mouth, honkin' gold chain around his neck, fingers covered in gold rings, and topped off with a fur hat, complete with racoon tail hanging down the back.
Act: Standing on the curb. Appears to be waiting for his limousine.
In actuality: I see him board the 85 public transportation bus and guess where he sits down? Yep. The handicapped/pregnant lady seats. Not suprised. And then he is whisked away. To where? I'd LOVE to know.