2001-01-14 - Chills (and gags) and Cheers.

How Could You Not Know?? How??

Can someone please tell me how you could possibly FORGET to put on your bathing suit when going for a swim?? A patron, a physically challenged man in a wheel chair (who is by NO means mentally challenged), rolled himself out onto the pool deck today wearing nothing, with his package basically sitting on his lap.

What did I DO you ask? Well, I turned about face, ran into the office and tryed to control my gag reflex. As did two other female co-workers. When he realized he had forgotten something, he rolled himself back into the changeroom, put on his shorts, and came back for his swim. Two words. HOW COULD YOU FORGET TO PUT ON YOUR BATHING SUIT? HOW COULD YOU NOT NOTICE YOUR PENIS ON YOUR LAP??? Ok, twenty words. But damn. What would YOU do?

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On a HAPPIER note: I have created a new page "Quotes.Diaryland.Com". Each day I will post one of my favorite quotes and readers can post their favorites on the message board. Enjoy!