Today I had three lessons.
1. Roll up the drivers side window completely when going through the car wash.
2. Don't pick your nose when going over a speed bump. Yah. I pick my nose. So do you.
3. Don't mistakenly spray yourself with pillow mist instead of the intended body spritz. It WILL give you a rash. Especially don't do it after a few weeks ago you laughed hysterically when your mother did it. Girl. You should have learnt from that.