[Child Abuse? | by Kirsten Cantrell]
The sad thing was that when i asked the kid if he liked his mullet, he'd say yes.
I'd tell him he should cut it, and he'd say no.
I told him that girls don't like long hair, but he didn't care, he was only five.
That poor kid. His parents inflicted him with bad hair choices from the beginning.
Is there anything we can do? Could we
report his parents to some agency?
Probably not, so education is the key.
All parents should be informed of the
injustice of mullets on small children.
He never had a chance.

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