2001-12-30 - Dude! Are You Kidding?

The Pick-Up (Trucks)

Pulled into the parking lot of the local Tim Horton's (you all by now know what Timmy Ho's is right?!) tonite behind two beat up pick-up trucks each with a snow plow doo-dad on the front and some business name slapped on the side. "Hick's R Us Snowplowing and Pet Sitting" or some crap like that. So, who ends up in front of me in line inside? Yep! Three trashy men and a junior version of I'd say around 10 years old. Picture it. Long ratty mullet hair, bushy beards, matching Ski-Doo jackets and ball caps, etc. Anyways, the lady behind the counter says can she help the next person in line and I look at the guys in front of me because one of them had been served but the others hadn't. I ask them "are you all together?" and one of them replies. . . . .*drumroll please*. . . . "no, we're all single". And I bet they truly wonder why. Dude.