You're A Mean One...

The scene at Tim Horton's tonite when I went to order my regular (large coffee, two milk, one sugar, and a CRANBERRY/BLUEBERRY MUFFIN):

Yuppie (looking) father behind me: "What do you want sweetheart?"

Bratty (looking) child about 5 years of age: "I wanna LARRRGE hot chocolate and a gingerbread cookie."

Father: "Oh, you're just in luck. There's only ONE left!"

Cashier to ME: "Can I help you?"

ME: "I'd like a large coffee, two milk, one sugar, and THAT gingerbread cookie please."

It was DELICIOUS. I am officially the Grinch.

...which coincidentally was on TV tonite. I enjoyed it as much as last year. And the year before, and......