Overheard at my regular Tim Hortons this morning:
"Hi, can I help you?"
"Yes, I'd like 4 donuts. Two honey dip. Two maple dip. Two chocolate dip. And one double chocolate dip."
"So, you'd like 6 donuts?"
"No, just 4."
It took me a while to process since I hadn't had my coffee yet. I left before they had it figured out.