2004-08-22 - Practice Safe Dog Walking Sex


Ok, here's a tip to everyone who owns a pet and asks a friend (me) to let their dog out for a walk/pee/pooh when they are gone away for the weekend. If your dog tends to be the kind of dog who will get in the garbage can and tear apart everything in it.....

Don't put your used condom and wrapper in said garbage can in the bathroom.

It WILL be on the floor, chewed and all that. And I will HAVE to see it and decide whether or not to pick it up, or pretend I didn't see it. Eeeeeeew.

Just.Don't.