I Dare You To!

1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to

plant you right here!

2. Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go fuck.

3. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to

be.

4. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

5. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

6. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one

talking to you.

7. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you I'd be

coming, too.

8. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone

beat me to it.

9. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

10. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed

Thrasher, have you seen one?

11. Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll bang you all

night long.

12. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until

the afternoon.

13. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.

14. If you were a car, I would wax you and ride you all over town.

15. Excuse me, do you wanna fuck, or should I apologize.

16. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a

light switch away.

17. Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

18. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

19. You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.

20. Hi my name is _______. Remember it, cause you'll be screaming it

all night long.

21. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went

into this cheap motel room.

22. Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.

23. You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

24. The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more

room for your tongue.

25. Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter -- I stick to the

roof of your mouth.

26. Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?