2002-04-04 - Smoke and Mirrors

He Only Speaks The Truth

A lifeguard friend of mine the other day was outside at work for a smoke break and two girls jogged by him. One said to him as she ran by "You really shouldn't be smoking, it's bad for you". He was mad because he knows he shouldn't smoke. He knows it's bad for him. And no stranger needs to tell him that. So he replied.... "Yeah? Well fat girls shouldn't wear spandex". She apparently disagreed as she replied with a middle finger gesture.

And I second that. That is what years of working at a pool will do to you.