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I hate using public use computers. Especially the keyboards. I tend to put my fingers in my mouth (yes, a disgusting habit, I know) and knowing that I then have other people's fingers (and who knows what else) in my mouth as well makes me nauseous. I just looked down and what did I see on the enter key? A big green booger. I'm gonna barf.
*note that I just kept typing, carefully presing the enter key without having to touch it...I am so dedicated to ya'll